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Stand by Me, a movie like so many other "comming-of-age" movies from the 80's..or is it? This one's different..it's
got Gordie, Chris, Teddy..oh, ya and the fat one, but we don't talk about him much.
It's our movie! The theif, the feeb, and other wet end, are our alter egos of a sort. penis envy maybe? No..just an obsession
with little boys who say things like "Jesus H. bald-headed Christ".
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q.u.o.t.e.s
Gordie : Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...? Teddy : He's a dog, he's definitely a dog... Chris : He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car... Vern : Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?
Teddy : This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Chris : Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
Gordie : Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Chris : Suck my fat one? Who told you you had a fat one, Lachance? Gordie : Biggest one in four counties.
Vern : Ha! Ha! Very funny, what am I gonna eat? Teddy : Why don't you eat your dick? Chris : It'll be a small meal
Gordie : Shut up! Vern , Chris , Teddy : I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. Gordie : And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. The Writer : [ voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held
in high regard.
Chris : You four-eyed pile of shit. Teddy : A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
Teddy : I'm gonna rip your head off and SHIT down your neck!
Gordie : Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? They just
keep on wagon-training.
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chris and gordie..sharring a moment
"we're gonna die dammit!!!!"
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It's a dirty life...so the dirt trees live it!
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